odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

sararye:

I bet darren has seen himself naked at some point that lucky bastard

bubblegumpopqueen:

i am tired of people and sexism and racism and homopobia and transphobia and ageism and slut shaming and rape culture and twats and the world in general and i’m far too young to be sick of life

• me: okay its time to be productive today
• me: let me just go on tumblr first
• me: well its getting late i should probably get to bed

vexarion:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute